King Charles III, the 75-year-old monarch of England, was recently spotted looking frail as he left Windsor Castle, just hours after Buckingham Palace was forced to address persistent death rumors head-on. The King's appearance has fueled speculation that his health situation is more dire than the palace has let on, with insiders claiming that "his cancer is eating him alive."

The rumor mill has been in overdrive for several days, with Russian news sites and social media accounts falsely reporting that King Charles had passed away, just two months after revealing his cancer battle. A fake death announcement, complete with the seal of the British monarch's official London residence, was doctored to read, "The King passed away unexpectedly yesterday afternoon." However, Buckingham Palace swiftly corrected the fake news, confirming that "The King is continuing with official and private business."

Despite the palace's reassurances, a member of the royal inner circle told the National Enquirer that "King Charles is much sicker than the palace lets on and simply isn't up to the job of running his fractious family, the crown's business interests and fulfilling the daily duties of the monarchy." The source added, "He's very frail. The situation is desperate."

The King's health struggles are not the only issue plaguing the royal family. Prince William's wife, Kate Middleton, has been conspicuously absent from public view while recovering from abdominal surgery. Her recent appearance at Windsor Farm Shop with William over the weekend has been met with skepticism, with some conspiracy theorists accusing the palace of using a fake Kate as a decoy to ease worries about her health.

Sources close to the royal family have revealed that Middleton is "struggling to eat" during her recovery, adding to the mounting concerns about the state of the monarchy. "The Crown is in shambles," an insider claimed, as the royal family navigates the various health struggles of its members.

Queen Camilla, who has reportedly filled in for King Charles on 13 separate occasions, has faced criticism for her absence during the King's cancer battle. "Behind the scenes, Camilla is disgusted by the king's apparent weakness and is providing him little comfort as he battles his fatal cancer," a palace courier revealed. The Queen's decision to take a holiday to the Mediterranean has been seen as a slight against Prince William, who is "incapable of shouldering the monarchy's burdens on his own."

The confluence of King Charles' cancer battle, Kate Middleton's health struggles, and the ongoing conspiracy theories surrounding the royal family has left the monarchy in a state of disarray. "The monarchy is in shambles and has embraced a bunker mentality, with royal family members all looking to ensure their own survival after the coming apocalypse," an insider claimed.

As the King continues to battle cancer and the royal family faces a barrage of controversies, the future of the monarchy remains uncertain. The palace's attempts to downplay the severity of King Charles' health situation have only fueled further speculation and concern among the public.

The recent sighting of a frail King Charles leaving Windsor Castle has done little to quell the rumors surrounding his health, and the ongoing conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton's alleged body double have only added to the sense of turmoil within the royal family. As the monarchy struggles to maintain a sense of stability in the face of these challenges, the world watches with bated breath, wondering what the future holds for the House of Windsor.