Amidst a torrent of scandal and family strife, ailing King Charles reportedly struggles to save the embattled British monarchy from collapse.

Cancer-stricken King Charles is too frail to save the crumbling 1,200-year-old British monarchy, which has been rocked to its very foundations by a seemingly never-ending torrent of scandal, disease, family feuds, and an heir too weak and distracted to pull it out of a catastrophic tailspin, according to high-level palace sources.

“King Charles is much sicker than the palace lets on and simply isn’t up to the job of running his fractious family, the crown’s business interests, and fulfilling the daily duties of the monarchy,” a member of the royal inner circle revealed to The National Enquirer. “His cancer is eating him alive. He’s very frail. The situation is desperate,” it continued.

Unfortunately for King Charles, he waited more than seven decades to ascend to the throne, only to see the monarchy spiral out of control following the death of his mother, Queen Elizabeth, in September 2022. With King Charles battling cancer, which is said to be killer pancreatic tumors, an "exhausted" Queen Camilla, who had filled in for her ailing husband on 13 separate occasions, jetted off to the Mediterranean on vacation.

Meanwhile, Prince William has reduced his royal duties to care for his cancer-stricken wife, Princess Kate, as well as other issues in the royal household. The royal family hit rock bottom when Prince Andrew was chosen to represent Prince William. The Prince of Wales declined to attend a February memorial for King Constantine of Greece for "personal reasons."

“Behind the scenes, Camilla is disgusted by the king’s apparent weakness and is providing him little comfort as he battles his fatal cancer,” a palace courtier revealed. “By going on holiday, she was thumbing her nose at stepson William, who is incapable of shouldering the monarchy’s burdens on his own.”

To some extent, King Charles' siblings, Princess Anne, Prince Edward, and his wife Sophie, have attempted to fill some of the gaps, but they are clearly overwhelmed, Vanity Fair reported. Princess Anne, who has had a strained relationship with Camilla, is now said to be complaining about being saddled with some of the vacationing queen's workload.

Royal observers believe that efforts to reduce the number of relatives who could officially represent the family sowed the seeds of the monarchy's demise about 12 years ago. That clutch was further reduced when King Charles' son, Prince Harry, met and married Meghan Markle in 2018. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex broke up with the family and launched a relentless campaign to discredit their royal relatives.

“The end result is where we are today,” one observer noted. “After nearly two months of rolling crises, the royal family looks threadbare, depleted, and wan.”

Whatever unity they once had seems to have been shattered. “The monarchy is in a shambles and has embraced a bunker mentality, with royal family members all looking to ensure their own survival after the coming apocalypse,” the courtier stated.

“Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan are lurking in the shadows and appear to be savoring every humiliation heaped on the royal family. They are truly getting the last laugh – and word is they are waiting to deliver a killing blow,” it went on.

However, Prince William and Princess Kate perhaps threaten the House of Windsor's survival. They were once regarded as the monarchy's gleaming future, young and vital with three beautiful children. However, Prince William's obsession with Prince Harry's betrayal, Princess Kate's shocking medical problems, rumored marital problems, and, most recently, an embarrassing family photo-editing scandal have tainted their once-glorious reputation.

“William is totally distracted by his wife Kate’s physical and emotional issues and the problems in their marriage,” the courtier stated. “He also can’t seem to control his fury over Harry and Meghan.”

According to sources, Prince William is turning to alcohol to cope with the stress, but his drinking is exacerbating his problems with Princess Kate. “William has increased his drinking to relieve the added royal pressures and drown his rage over Harry and Meghan’s attack on the family, and that’s out him on a collision course with his wife,” another palace source said.

It all adds up to perilous times for the British monarchy. “There’s a very real fear we’re in the end times of the Windsor monarchy. The feeling is The Firm won’t survive Charles’ death – and His Majesty has declared William unfit to be king!”

Business Times seeks comment from King Charles and Windsor Castle amid concerns over the future of the dynasty and the monarch's present health status.